Face TIme

This being my second year of junior hockey I have become found myself to transform my daily schedule. I focus on things that are most important to myself. One of the main areas that I need to focus on is face time, or time that my face is shown to the outside world. The more of this "Face Time" that I can give myself, the more likely I will be successful. While I feel that I have gotten pretty good at achieving maximum face time, it is only my second year in the league. Taking this into account, I spent time following and studying Tyler Briola. Tyler has been playing in the league for five years now and he has come as close to mastering this face time than anyone else who has ever played at this level. Tyler maximizes his face time in the following ways. 1. He makes sure to do as much community service as possible. (He's not out there to help the community, or bulk up his college resume', he is out there to give himself face time) Tyler is known by almost the entire community. 2. It doesn't matter how many people know you unless they also know how big your abs are. (While showing your abs to everyone does take their focus off your face, Tyler is not discouraged by this. He takes every advantage to show off his gigantic core to anyone.) 3. Facebook. (Tyler uses facebook to meet new ugly girls. Why might Tyler want to meet ugly girls? It doesn't matter, face time is face time, even if the girl he meets is 300lbs.) 4. Staying on the ice late after practice to work on skating. (Tyler stays on the ice after every practice and pretends to practice his turns. The only reason he does this is because he knows that there are kids practices after our practices and that means parents. If the parents see him working on his game after practice they know he is dedicated and they will look at his face. This is just another way Tyler gets his face time.) 5. Getting kicked out of games for jumping kids. (Tyler uses this one on rare occasion, but it is probably his best way of attaining face time. He will pretend to jump a kid but then not even hit him, this is partly because Tyler is a pussy, but mostly because he doesn't want to mess up his face. Tyler will then tell the ref to kick him out of the game. At this point Tyler flips up his helmet and looks into the crowd, pretending to be a bad ass! This is when he runs to the locker room and changes into his suit as fast as he can. He then runs up to the crowd to sit with the fans. He draws attention because everyone knows he just got kicked out of the game. This is the highest level of face time.) Bottom line this kid has it all figured out, fece time baby!